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October 29, 2007

Hard Pressed

When I moved into my loft last year, I felt extraordinarily sophisticated to have opted for a combination washer-dryer unit. So space-saving. So 21st century. So European.

Wm3431_mediumCut to several months later, when the pioneer urban dweller begins to understand why the washboard and clothesline endured for so many years after washing machines came into existence. Sometimes, more technology isn't necessarily better. A single dime left in a pants pocket threw this clever little unit into a three-month tailspin.

Even now, back in working order, the combo device has one flaw pretty much unforgiveable to any homosexual more than three years out of college: it leaves everything wrinkled like granddad after four hours in a hot tub. Even a brand new, professional grade iron and padded ironing board can't get the wrinkles out of some fabrics.

One was faced with essentially three choices: a) learn to love, and perhaps even aestheticize, wrinkles; b) develop a newfound respect for polyester and blended fabrics; or c) seek professional help. As a gay man, C was the only option.

Before you ask who my therapist is, I don't mean that kind of professional help. I mean White Way.

I now take all my dress shirts to White Way for laundering. At $2 a shirt, that can get pretty pricey, but think of the cost of hours spent ironing while watching Prison Break, not to mention the cost of missing the little HD details of Wentworth Miller's sweaty pores because your attention is divided.

Having my shirts done for me feels both quaint and empowering. Quaint, as I have a strange new relationship with my Oklahoma-born cleaner, whom I see once every two weeks. It feels like the 50s, to have a relationship with your dry-cleaner. To actually say more than "Dropping off some shirts." Empowering, in that those precious hours watching TV are now spent cuddling my dog and sipping bourbon instead of hunching over an ironing board and cursing the properties of linen.

For the record, I did try ironing my sheets for a while. I mean, they looked SO BAD. But after discussing it with Angus, it appeared he had no particular preference for smooth sheets. So until I've got someone pickier than the little furball in my bed, I am adopting the stance that wrinkled sheets are sexy. And slimming.

October 21, 2007

Six Things I Like Today

1. Although I've had it for a while, my Red Wing "Jack Frost" cookie jar is finally feeling season-appropriate in my dining room.Img_0024 I suppose I should hold a grudge... A date saw this little rarity and said, "Dude, why is that goblin humping your pumpkin?" Any inclination he may have had to do the same to me went flying out the window. Nevertheless, this is a classic Charles Murphy design. I love the bisque elements; the luscious saturation of the orange glaze; the disguised functionality of Jack Frost as handle. His startled expression -- as if the onlooker had caught him in the act of painting frost on the squash -- amuses me. This is one of two pumpkin cookie jars Murphy designed in the mid-60s -- the other is taller and has Jack Frost in a less suggestive pose, sitting atop the pumpkin. I'd love to have the set!

2. I've been listening to Paolo Nutini. I understand I'm a little late jumping on the bandwagon here, but he's ideal autumn listening: melodic, melancholic, and clever. Most people are all excited by "New Shoes," a snappy, upbeat song. I'm more interested in "These Streets." It's the kind of song that grabbed me right away with its wistful refrain; from the first listen, I wished I knew the words so I could sing along.

3. More Murphy: Img_0026_2 this Stetson China refigerator pitcher was a recent eBay purchase. Its shape and construction really excite me -- it is a curiously tactile object, designed to take up little space in the icebox. The grip handle is amazing; the way the oddly shaped lid locks in place is perfect. I can almost forgive the floral pattern, which borders on kitsch so closely they've started building a fence to keep it out.

4. The best song title I've come across in a long time is "Love's Not a Competition (But I'm Winning)." The song itself ain't bad, either. It's by the Kaiser Chiefs, a British band I had never heard of before. Their CD was $9.99 at Virgin Records on Times Square, and it was an employee pick of the week, so I gave it a try. Glad I did. I'm also rather fond of their song "Angry Mob."

5. Trader Joe's opened in Woodbury, just 15 minutes away. I've never been so damn ecstatic to be in a grocery store. I went for the first time yesterday. Among my loot: a bag of Chinese mustard wonton chips, a sack of avocados, three frozen pizzas, and all kinds of cheese.  Eating will be fun again this week. I had been down to the "let's eat up this plain pasta, rice and tuna" phase of cupboard sparsity for the past week.

6. I'm dog sitting for a few days. Angus always enjoys it when his old gal pal Cashia comes around, but I think now, with his senses faltering, her presence is reassuring. He's lively and happy, and they frolic together merrily. Then they wind down and they look like this:Img_0022

It makes me happy to see them sprawled out together, satisfied despite the dreary weather and my refusal to share Trader Joe's pizza with them.

October 12, 2007

Children's Theater for 40-year-old Gay People

Perhaps I felt something in the Zeitgeist last November when I blogged about Xanadu, the Olivia Newton-John movie musical that killed the genre of movie musicals (not to mention her film career). Little did I know that less than a year later, I would be in a Broadway theater watching Xanadu the musical, and having the time of my life.

Douglas Carter Beane, the playwright who wrote the musical's book, is some kind of genius. I've seen two of his plays -- As Bees in Honey Drown and The Little Dog Laughed -- and enjoyed them, but nothing prepared me for his astonishing feat with Xanadu. He managed to mock and celebrate 1980 simultaneously. From the atrocious short shorts worn by the lead character Sonny, to the hysterically exaggerated Australian accent adopted by Kerry Butler as his Muse, nothing was sacred and nothing was profane. Beane created a souffle of period in-jokes, ELO songs, high camp, and Olivia Newton-John references. The show breezed by (on roller-skates) in 90 minutes. As one character observed, "this is like children's theater for 40-year-old gay people." Exactly. If you're my age and even remotely fond of your youth, run to the Helen Hayes Theatre and see this show.

I was also delighted that Beane seems to have shared my particular pop cultural touchstones. Clearly an expert in Newton-Johniana, he also culminates the piece in a tribute to that other "classic" film of the early 80s, Clash of the Titans. I thought my sister and I were the only ones who remembered this movie. When we first got cable back in the day (remember when cable was a new idea?), Clash of the Titans was the featured film on HBO. We saw it at least a dozen times. We quote its cheesy dialogue to this day. ("Take me with you -- if only to the wells of the moon, just so I can be with you.")

Thank you, Mr. Beane!

October 02, 2007

To a Pulp

     The last time I attended an Off-Off-Broadway show, it was work-related. I had to endure an indulgent piece of performance art that my colleagues genuinely enjoyed. Afterwards, I couldn’t even offer a wan compliment about the lighting, because much of the play had been performed (intentionally) in the dark. It had been the kind of play that made even a devoted arts consumer like me wonder if there were just too much funding out there.

      I ventured to the Bowery last night for fun. My schedule in New York coincided with the opening of my college friend Elyse Singer’s latest production with The Hourglass Group, and I happily snapped up a ticket to the sold-out opening night when a cancellation came through. Even though I trusted Elyse and had faith in the source material for “The Beebo Brinker Chronicles,” setting foot in the tiny 4th Street Theater made me just a little nervous. The sense-memory of bad East Village performance art was vivid.

     And it instantly dissipated. From the opening moments of the play, I knew I was in good hands. Actors in lurid red spotlights evoked the covers of lesbian pulp novels as they spoke ripe, stylized narration. Although seen through the lens of our time, the production put forward the arch dialogue and limiting social milieu of Ann Bannon’s fiction with unabashed sincerity. The result was a thoroughly engaging – and often funny – 90 minutes of gay cultural history, relationship drama, and period detail.

     Leigh Silverman’s smart and economical direction makes the most of the tiny stage, effectively conveying seedy queer bars, railway stations, Greenwich Village bedrooms and tony Uptown apartments with a few stools, bed linens, and minimal props (mostly liquor bottles and highball glasses). The cast is uniformly solid and comfortable within the style of the piece. As the eponymous Beebo, a butch and worldly lesbian, Anna Foss Wilson has a pretty swagger that recalls Hilary Swank in “Boys Don’t Cry.” Her passions bounce convincingly from lust to abuse. As the naïve and confused Laura, the nuanced Marin Ireland displays appropriate hysteria over her sexual struggle, and ultimately achieves a credible maturity. In multiple roles, and especially as the sexpot straight girl who teases Laura, Carolyn Baeumler brings refreshing bursts of campy va-va-voom. Bill Dawes gives a sympathetic reading of the straight husband and father left behind by Autumn Dornfeld’s closeted Beth, who yearningly seeks some kind of redemption after abandoning Laura and her true self nine years ago.

     I know this is a lesbian piece, but as a 40-year-old single gay man, I have to admit I was drawn to David Greenspan’s Jack, a pre-Stonewall homosexual struggling for fulfillment after 40. At once the self-appointed tour guide of the Village’s gay scene and an uncomfortable resident within it, Jack has a bitchy wit that hides his character’s loneliness. He ends each sentence directed at a woman with “, Mother,” the way a movie tough guy might call his friends “Pally.” He and Laura find a solution to their woes in a marriage of convenience. With election-year grumblings about gay unions bubbling again to the surface, I couldn’t help thinking that the answer these characters find isn’t so misguided, quaint, or remote. Just ask a certain wide-stanced Senator.

     The fluid and effective adaptation by playwrights Kate Moira Ryan and Linda S. Chapman deserves a broad audience. I wish them, and Elyse, a successful run. In a small-world moment, it happens that the playwrights were friends of my friend and fellow Russel Wright collector, the late Jaye Zimet, whom I met the first time I visited Manitoga (see previous blog entry). In addition to dinnerware, Jaye avidly collected lesbian pulp novels and had authored a book about their cover art with a foreword by Beebo creator, Ann Bannon. The production was dedicated to her memory, and I have to believe she would have loved it.

     As well, the play seems to have dislodged some weird emotional trauma. I dreamt last night of my deceased father, with whom I had never fully reconciled after coming out. In the dream, he was scolding me for talking about my sexuality with friends at a movie theater. Listening to his harangue, I stood in a kitchen boiling chicken and frozen clams. Let the Freudians have their fun with that.

October 01, 2007

Transportation

     Here, in New York, where I am spoiled by transit opportunities unavailable in Minnesota, the mundane act of getting somewhere offers peculiar pleasures. As modern and new as Manhattan is, its subways and trains travel the rails of earlier eras. They can take the willing passenger to places other than his destination. Yesterday, my destination was the Russel Wright Awards Luncheon in Garrison, NY.

     The train from Grand Central to Garrison takes about 90 minutes. That’s a lot of time to imagine living lives other than one’s own. In the flurry of the terminal, dressed as I was for a gala luncheon in jacket and tie, I had a momentary “Mad Men” fantasy. I could have been a high-powered ad agency exec, leaving my mistress in the city and heading back to my family in Peekskill. I wished I could have a martini, even though it was only 9:30in the morning. The urge to smoke was alarming.

     On the train, reading the Sunday Times, I looked up from the arts section often enough to absorb the bucolic vistas along the Hudson. I understood how artists were inspired by the River. The crisp, lucid autumn air made for dazzling light. Sailboats skimmed the water’s surface, breaking the pane of blue and streaking it with white wakes. Only a few trees had started to change, and they blazed red and orange among their vivid green neighbors. I wished I had learned to paint. I felt a strange yearning to seize those colors and hold that exuberant light, suspended, so I could revisit them at leisure. I imagined myself on a promontory, an easel before me, and a canvas thick with brushstrokes. Perhaps I wore a beret or a cloak. My thumb poked through the hole of a palette. I still wanted to smoke.

     A shuttle met me and four others to take us to The Garrison. Less than 10 minutes along wooded, winding roads, and we found ourselves at the splendid inn/golf course/restaurant. On a hill overlooking the Hudson valley, it conjured a life where chats with people named Chuck and Waddy were commonplace, where French Canadians named Gustave and New York furniture designers named Wallis sipped champagne near flowerbeds. Which in fact was the case. Charming people, one and all. I could have felt like quite the poseur, and yet I have managed enough fundraising events in my day to know how to behave. Besides, I was in New York, where I am always magically transformed into someone vastly more scintillating than I am in Minnesota. I charged pell-mell at anyone who looked interesting and struck up a conversation.

     Dsc_0044_2 I let out a little gasp when I saw an elegantly frail woman with white hair roll onto the lawn in a wheelchair. It was Eva Zeisel, the centenarian designer whose work I enthusiastically collect along with Wright’s. She attracted admirers like the black-eyed Susans behind her drew bees. I approached her daughter, Jean, and requested an audience. I got the opportunity to speak to her briefly about the chapters I am writing about her designs for a collectors’ book. I thanked her for how much joy she had brought to my world. She clinked my glass with hers and squeezed my hand. It was like being blessed by the pope or knighted by the queen. I left her presence in an elevated state.

     I was the guest of super-collectors Gary and Laura Maurer. We had a lively table of collectors, including eBay rival tsilv425 and his partner Kelly; James McKinney; and the aforementioned Chuck and Waddy, who were actually guests of the auction committee chair, Lithgow. (I revel in these names – so delightfully East Coast Episcopalian, so alien to an ear dulled by a lifetime in Lutheran Land.) Waddy grew up dining on Iroquois Casual China in white and blue. He and Chuck use chartreuse and seafoam American Modern at their country home. It’s little details like this collectors share and take genuine interest in. You can learn a lot about a person by the dinnerware they collect, or at least make snap judgments about them. I have high esteem for Chuck and Waddy, because chartreuse and seafoam are my preferred combination, too. (Although I throw in a little black chutney to add an earthiness to the table.)

     The event honored Herman Miller furniture company – introduced by the grandson of Charles and Ray Eames, Eames Demetrius (another great name) – and Mitchell Wolfson, founder of the Wolfsonian Museum in Miami Beach. A memorable film clip about Wolfson showed him drooling over a stunning streamlined scale model auto, with amazing documentation about the design, only to be told it was made in 1946. His collection stops at 1945. He was genuinely devastated. But passion won out over mission – he broke down and bought the piece.

     A live auction generated nearly $25,000 in revenue for Manitoga and the Russel Wright Design Center. The fundraiser in me took joy in their success, even as the items I would have liked fetched bank-breaking prices. A pair of Riverside China carafes, donated and signed by Eva Zeisel, went for $3,250. My maximum bid of $700 was passed less than a second after it was made. I consoled myself with a luncheon set that Gary had donated to the silent auction: a granite grey hostess plate and demitasse with a seafoam and gray Simtex Harvest tablecloth – the one color combination I had not yet been able to obtain. The cloth will make a delightful setting for my next dinner party.

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     As the luncheon wound down, a shuttle took us over to Manitoga to see the property we had just supported. My only previous visit had been in 2001, in December, when Wright’s thoughtful landscape had been denuded and his home, Dragon Rock, lay exposed. In the brilliant weather, with trees and vines and plants still robust, the house seemed even more magical, a modernist marvel glimpsed through foliage like a buck that stopped momentarily to regard its onlooker before vanishing into the leaves. I’m not sure I was supposed to, but I left my group and hiked Wright’s “cocktail walk” from the bottom of the hill around the pond to experience the theatrical reveal that Wright intended. As you climb the stone steps and round a bend, the house suddenly appears, as if a curtain had been lifted. Further along, the marvelous “moss room” looks down upon the house – grey-green moss absolutely covers the ground and rock inside a small grove of hemlock trees. Sadly, a blight on the trees threatens the moss. The hemlocks provide essential shade, and with the trees dying off, the moss room may cease to be. (Another reason to support Manitoga – preserving Wright’s ingenious landscape. You can donate by clicking here.)

     The house itself is a marvel. The restored studio wing, with hemlock needles embedded in the ceiling plaster and its light-filled office, feels paradoxically modern and quaint. The main house, still being restored, offers a thrill in warm weather. With its floor-to-ceiling glass doors open, it’s impossible to tell where the stone-floored living space ends and the outdoors begin. One really appreciates Wright’s integration of home and landscape. Even the sliding doors to the bathroom incorporate leaves and butterflies from the area, pressed between layers of acrylic. (And is it really weird to get a tickle from having peed in Russel Wright’s toilet?)

     “Unique” is an overused and seldom accurate description, but Manitoga earns the title. I’m grateful for the opportunity to once again have seen this astonishing property. As the day concluded, and the shuttle took us back to the railway station, I imagined one more life: that of a genius at the end of his career, enjoying the view from his studio, sipping coffee from a cup he had designed, and reaffirming his mantra. “Good design is for everyone.”